Blobster is now in our local bookstore, public library, school library, and Amazon!
Blobster is now in our local bookstore, public library, school library, and Amazon!
(SPOLIER WARNING FOR VILLIANOUS BACKSTORIES!!)
Weh L. Technically: Weh L. Technically was born about five years after Adjectiville was created. He was born to two dads, and as a child, he faced discrimination. People made fun of him, taunted him, and made jokes about him. They made fun of him being born to gay dads, and they said that he would be cursed in later life.
One day, Weh took it out on his parents. He screamed at them, breaking things in the house, and slamming doors due to uncontrolled anger issues that the parents should've addressed earlier in life. Then he took it out on his classmates. He called them names, embarrassed them, stole things, and broke their belongings. He interrupted them, corrected them, and got sent to the principals office one to many times. The principal started to send home notes, and called his parents. None of it got any better. The taunting just got worse.
One day, Ms. Food-Food suggested that it would be a good idea to send Weh to Adjectiville for him to recover. Weh didn't want to go, but he was forced.
His first day there, he met Blobster, a lobster-blobfish with a similar history. He didn't know him. He didn't care. But maybe people would like to feel how he had felt when he got bullied. He needed the sweet, sweet feeling of revenge, and Blobster seemed like the perfect candidate.
Bockyboop: Bockyboop grew up in the wilderness with her mother and a group of other family friends. Bockyboop was a skinny turkey. She never fit in with anyone, but her brilliant mind and her loving mom, Turkeata, knew that she would one day accomplish wonders.
One day, Turkeata was kidnapped by the dreaded Dog Monster that had been recently roaming their territory, and Bockyboop never saw her again. All of Bockyboop's spirit was crushed. That day, she became cold and heartless. Until she saw an advertisement for a "Revenge Gang", and oh, boy, did she want revenge.
The next day she was on the plane, flying to this small town called Adjectiville. She hid under the wing of her best friend, Gobblina. Bockyboop didn't want to be tracked down. She wanted to move off the charts, and Gobblina was happy to help. Bockyboop arrived at the Medalhiti airport. Walking by a store that sold a large variety of hats, she snatched one off of a rack, shoving it on her head. She tilted the rim down to cast a shadow over her face. She was now able to walk alongside Gobblina without being spotted for who she really was. She needed to make a good image to impress Mr. Technically, and she knew this was her only chance for the life she now thought she wanted.
Mr. Technically was tall, young, and his face was covered in big glasses. "Are you Bockyboop?" he hissed into her ear.
"Yes, what do you think?" she replied, sass in her voice.
He grinned, showing his crooked teeth. "Perfect. You'll definitely fit in here."
He studied Gobblina, admiring her big muscles. "And your friend, too."
Years past, and as Bockyboop hid in Mr. Techncially's house, she became restless.
"C'mon, Weh, let's change the world!" She said one night, while they were eating dinner together in Adjectiville.
He smiled, but said nothing. Bockyboop knew this meant he already had a plan to do so.
Then the doorbell rang. "Hold on a sec," he said, walking to the door. He opened it. The blobby creature was at his stoop. Bockyboop couldn't hide her snort. She couldn't believe that this was the guy Weh had told her about - the creature that had drenched Weh in pickle juice after sticking the large jar on his head.
"Can you give me a 1000 dollar gift card to Amazon?" The blobby creature asked. Bockyboop strained her ears to hear the conversation, still hiding behind the corner of the wall. She took another bite of her mashed potatoes, seasoned with olive oil, salt, and some other flavorful herbs. She had made it herself. Her mom had taught her the recipe, and she would remember it forever. She chewed it thoughtfully, thinking about what Weh's plan might be.
"MAY you give me a 1000 dollar gift card to Amazon. And NO," he corrected, hatred in his voice.
Bockyboop laughed to herself. Ha. That won't go over well with that blob. Bockyboop went back to her dinner. In a few seconds, she heard the blobby thing trudge away. Mr. Technically turned around to face Bockyboop and took one step in her direction. And then the dreaded pop came.
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